Dancing Hotdog Man

This is from a website about not getting stink jobs or something. See more of them at www.directyourdestiny.org

Class Mascot

Our class mascot is awesome. He is an elephant.
I have been making him suits out of paper. First I made him a superhero, with a cape, mask, and trunk thing. Too bad I didn't get pictures, and he got wrecked.
So, I made him another costume, but this time he has a cool pair of glasses, a cane, a feathered hat, and a floor-length fur coat.
Below are some pics:

Can anyone guess what he is supposed to be?
I am not allowed to say it online, so I made a link to it:
HIS IDENTITY

My first ever glog

My first Glog:

100 POSTS!!

A BIG THANKS TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS AND FRIENDS, I HAVE FINALLY ACHIEVED THE GREAT ONE HUNDRED.
THE AWE-INSPIRING TRIPLE DIGITS.
YAY!!!!!!!!
FINALLY!!!!!!
MR WOODY HAS 150-SOMETHING BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I HAVE GOT 100!!!!!
YAY FOR ME!!!

Try to watch this withour laughing or grinning - seriously

This actually has "23,851,712 views" on YouTube!

More bad jokes

Seriously, these are some really bad jokes. Dunno why I'm even posting them, other than to say I did. At any rate, these are pretty much the worst jokes I could find. Enjoy! .... or maybe not.
Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? It had no point.
I was reading a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn't put it down.
Q: What's the friendliest school?
A: Hi school.
Q: What's black, white, black, white, and green?
A: Two skunks fighting over a pickle.
Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard. (It's good for hot dogs.)
Q: What do you call a bass vocalist who sings by himself?
A: So-low.
Q: Where do books eat dinner?
A: At the table of contents.
Q: Why were the suspenders arrested?
A: For holding up a pair of pants.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
A: A lumpy milkshake.
Q; What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?
A: Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: Because he overswept.
Funnyandjokes.com

23 of the worst jokes you'll ever hear

 23 of the worst jokes you'll ever hear

1. Two blondes walk into a building........ .. you'd think at least
one of them would have seen it

2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy
marijuana, press the hash key..."

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.

5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks
are too high."

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him
in.

7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied "I know you
can't, I've cut your arms off".

8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the
craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.

10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his
head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home'. "That
sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." 'Is it common?' "It's not unusual."

13. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have
a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he
checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put
him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy".

14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck
up my backside." "...How's that?"
"Don't you start."

15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you
give me a lift?" I said "Sure. You look great ... the world's your
oyster ... go for it."

18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or
my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu?
But I think its Colin.

19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The
other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"

20. Police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery
acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off.

21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving
today." They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking
Fine.' "So that was nice of them."

22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in
several places". The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore".
"Doctor, doctor when I bend my arm like this it hurts." "Well don't
do it!"

23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a
small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search
and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that
number to climb as digging continues into the night.

Top ten worst Christmas cracker jokes ever

  From Telegraph.co.uk

What's brown and sweet and glides around an ice rink?
Bourneville and Dean
What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut
What do you call a short sighted dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us!
What do you call a man with brown paper trousers?
Russell
What do you call a man with a pole through his leg?
Rodney
Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
He's a fun guy to be with.
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.
Who was England's first chiropodist?
William the Corncurer
Why should husbands make the early morning tea for their wives?
Because the Bible says He Brews
What's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, because there is a "mile" between the first and the last letters.
Nuts magazine's top 10 worst Christmas cracker jokes.
1. What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
2. On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
The outside.
3. What kind of paper likes music?
(W)rapping paper.
4. What's white and goes up?
A confused snowflake.
5. What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
Annette.
6. Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
It blew away.
7. What's furry and minty?
A polo bear.
8. How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
9. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
10. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.

John McCain

I just hope the GIF image above works. If it doesn't, click HERE to go to the original image.
McCain, “Yes, I am on TV and this is how I express my feelings through my eyes, not words.  When I become President, this is what I will do to anyone I dislike including all the other Presidents of the world I will meet.”
Hahaha John McCain andhis vegetable friends everyone!

Hello, my friends. I hope you enjoy this movie about John McCain's vegetable friends, my friends. MY FRIENDS.

A bit of info on the Grumman HU-16 Albatross

"The Grumman HU-16 Albatross is a large twin-radial engine amphibious flying boat. Originally designated SA-16, it was renamed HU-16 in 1962.
The majority of Albatrosses were used by the U.S. Air Force, primarily by the Air Rescue Service. The USAF utilized the SA-16 extensively in Korea, where it gained a reputation as a rugged and seaworthy craft. Later, the HU-16B (long-wing variant) Albatross was used by the U.S. Air Force's Aerospace Rescue and Recovery Service in the Vietnam conflict. The HU-16D Albatross was used for United States Navy Search And Rescue and "skunk runs" on Guam during the Vietnam War at NAS Agana. Goodwill flights were also common to the surrounding Trust Territory of the Pacific Islands in the early 1970s. Open water landing and takeoff training using JATO was conducted frequently at Apra Harbor, Guam. The aircraft was also operated by the United States Coast Guard for many years."
Info from "jaglavaksoldier", thank you.

Hilarious Japanese Show

Hahaha. Those are some wierd shows they have in Japan!

Aisling Symes

The sad, sad case of Aisling Symes has come to a conclusion.
She first went missing on Monday 5th October, 10 days ago. She had light brown hair, and was wearing a green parker/ski jacket, jeans with embroidered flowers on them and white tennis shoes and answers to her first name Aisling -pronounced "Ashling".
The police searched a 3 kilometre radius around the spot where she went missing, and asked locals to search their properties for another 2.
A witness saw Aishling being approached by and Asian lady, and police started searching for her in relation to the disappearance.
The police then found the body of a small child in a drain near her grandparent's home from were she went missing.
It was, unfortunately, her, and she was very sadly killed.
Her parents are just glad for some closure after worrying about her for so long.
The drain cover had been lifting off in the recent rains, and it is believed that she wandered down there by herself.
There are some other rumours, but I cannot confirm nor deny any, so I will not state them here.
*EDIT* sorry this post has been so long in the making, I had trouble finding all the facts, and then I kind of just left it unfinished for a while.

Follow your dreams

This video below has a very important message, followyour dreams and do whatever you can to achieve them.




Stay true to yourself and remember that if you try, you can achieve anything.

Rick roll worm for iPhone users

"By A Netguide contributor, Monday, 9th November, 2009

Some iPhone users in Australia have been on the receiving end of the first in-the-wild virus for Apple’s iPhone, which changes the phone’s background photo to one of 1980s singer Rick Astley, a technique commonly known as Rick rolling. 

The virus is named “Ikee” and is thought to have been developed by a 21-year-old in New South Wales who recently tweeted that he is “kinda…worried about legal implications”. 

The infection appears to be confined to Australia, but there are unconfirmed reports of the virus in Thailand and Japan. 

The virus spreads using SSH, which is pre-installed, but not enabled on the iPhone, but many users who have jailbroken their phones may have SSH enabled as a way of accessing their phones from other computers and devices. 

The virus targets phones throughout several large IP ranges belonging to Vodafone Australia, Optus and Telstra. The virus is not explicitly destructive, but iPhone users with jailbroken phones are being urged to by Sophos to change their SSH passwords immediately. 

“If you have a jailbroken iPhone, change your SSH passwords now,” said Paul Ducklin, Sophos Head of Technology Asia Pacific. “If you don’t have a jailbroken iPhone, you probably also ought to change those passwords, since it makes no sense to have poor passwords pre-configured for any operating system service, whether it runs by default or not.” 

A Dutch hacker recently used the same approach to log in to jailbroken iPhones to put a message on phones asking for 5 Euros and offering to give advice on how to secure the phone against future attacks. "

Hahahaha. For more info about the "RickRoll" business, visit THIS LINK RIGHT HERE.

SHURIKEN BUILDING INSTRUCTIONS

1. Start with a square (4x4).
   Valley fold in half, and unfold.
2. Cut the square in half, to get two 2x4 sheets. (Evil!)
3. Optionally, turn over one sheet.
4. Valley fold each half lengthwise, to get two 1x4 sheets.
5. Valley fold each half the other way, to get two 1x2 rectangles.
6. Unfold to step 4, to return to two 1x4 sheets.
7. On one sheet, valley fold the bottom half to the right,
   creating a 45 degree crease that ends at the intersection
   of the crease and the edge of the paper.
8. Valley fold the top half to the left,
   creating a 45 degree crease that ends at the intersection
   of the crease and the edge of the paper.
   The paper should now be in an "S" shape.
9. Repeat steps 7-8 on the other sheet,
   BUT IN MIRROR IMAGE:
   valley fold the bottom to the left, and the top to the right.
10. Turn both sheets over.
11. Valley fold the outermost squares in half along 45 degree angles.
    Yes, there are two diagonals to choose from.
    Pick the diagonals that bring corners closer to the
    centers of the sheets. This will make the sheets
    look even more like mirror image "S"es.
12. Fold the two triangles created in step 10
    across the centers of the sheets.
13. You should now have two mirror image parallelograms,
    each with proportions of 1 x 1.414...
    Turn one parallelogram over, so that the halves are not mirror images anymore.
    One half will have a slit in the middle,
    and the other half will have two flaps showing.
14. On one piece of paper, open out the flaps, so they stand up.
    On the other piece of paper, open out the flaps, so they point down.
15. (3-D View.) Rotate one sheet 90 degrees.
16. Place one half on top of the other,
    so that the slits face outward.
17. Make sure that:
    • Two flaps point up, and two flaps point down.
    • Both slits face outward.
    • The flaps are rotated so that the crossed parallelograms
      are the shape of the finished star.
    Tuck the tip of one upward-pointing flap
    into one half of the upward-facing slit.
18. Tuck the tip of the other upward-pointing flap into the other half of the upward-facing slit.
19. Turn the model over.
20. Tuck another flap into the upward-facing slit.
21. Tuck the last flap into the slit.
    
22. The finished 2-piece shuriken (throwing star)

HAVE FUN THROWING AT PEOPLE.

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Year Summary

Reflection task: State clearly and succinctly one or two main concepts you learnt from:

• Quality Learning (Term 1)
• Sustainability (Term 2)
• Entreprenurial, enterprising, etc... (Term 3)
• Writing skills as a group [Matainui] (Term 4)
  
• ICT related general stuff

TERM 1:

• I learnt about the traits of a quality learner (SEE LINK HERE AND HERE).
• I also learnt about metacognition and learning about learning.
• We also studied Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato.
  

TERM 2:

• We learnt how to sustain our environment so our future generations will have an Earth to live on.
• I also learnt how to survive in an untouched environment without destroying the natural resources and wildlife.
• I improved my eco footprint by biking to school more often and taking shorter showers (SEE LINKS HERE, HERE, AND HERE).

TERM 3:

• We learnt about supply and demand and the ever changing market.
• We learnt about how to market product and influence our target market.
• We also designed and marketed our own product to sell at the trade fair.

TERM 4:

• We are learning to write descriptive stories for the fictional Matainui stories (SEE HERE).
• We have been developing our writing skills.
  

ICT:

• We started up successful blogs with an international audience (SEE THIS BLOG).
• We have been integrating ICT with all out other subjects throughout the year using various means (InterActive WhiteBoard, Blog, etc...)

 That's about that.

Funny signs

This is a random blog post featuring a lot of different signs.

Bush Screw-ups

I was doing some research for my speech when I found this video...
Enjoy: